Here's a cup of calm the fuck down xx

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

yummybubbygum:

thebakerstreetboyz:

1nflatable-hammers:

Thought I’d give this a go.

the tumblr one is so accurate tho

Xx

Oh, I see

Live At Five

fratboycashton:

meet ashley, blue ninja, lucinda, and me

Title: Let It Go Punk Version
Artist: The Last Sleepless City
Played: 1455372 times


lovin-elsanna:

jetsuse:

Why couldn’t this be the version instead of Demi?

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARS THAT LITTLE BIT OF ‘Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?’ AT THE END!

my family: skinny people are gross.
my family: fat people are gross
my family: self harm-ers are gross
my family: suicide is gross
my family: mental illnesses are gross
my family: homosexuals are gross
my family: oh, but we won't judge you. you can tell us anything.
me: lol no i'm fine thanks.

irwah:

Bringing this back as the gayest 23 minutes on the internet..and the best 23 minutes of your life

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

lashteon:

Their reactions when interviewer pronounced Calum wrong

vegemiteash:

irwinception:

ash-f-irwin:

louisdelight:

LOOK WHAT ASH JUST SENT OHMYGOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH THAT IDIOT

ASHTON WTF OH MY GOD HE FUERHGERGREKJM REG 

ashton we need to talk

no ashton the other half

see what time will do for hopeless dreamers

singing wishes to their broken stereos

argentourage:

what if you could meet your celebrity crush but the cost was them knowing everything you’ve ever said about them in your tumblr tags

"I never knew what I was capable of."